do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
I’ve saved this since March to post.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
7 words no one ever wants to read
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already
I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.
Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”
He is too grown lmao 😂😂
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.
you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill